Wasn't it nice of Life

To provide the icing

On our eventful first evening,

When you got out your keys with the

Orange/yellow rubber key chain handle

In the shape of a number 1,

And I showed you my own key chain handle --

An orange/yellow rubber number 1?

You mentioned how in the past

Men haven't appreciated you --

Maybe until now

You've been in heavy disguise,

Awaiting one who can see the truth.

Maybe it's finally time to shed it...