The following joke came in an email:

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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and

are comparing stories on how they had died.

First woman-- "I froze to death."

Second woman -- "You froze to death -- how horrible!"

First woman-- "Well, it wasn't so bad...  After I quit

shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy,

and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?"

Second woman-- "I died of a massive heart attack.  I

suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home

early to catch him in the act.  But instead, I found him

all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First woman -- "So what happened?"

Second woman- - "I was so sure there was another woman there

somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became

so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

First woman-- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---

we'd both still be alive."

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Not long after perusing this

I picked up Otherland volume 2

To resume reading

It was the beginning

Of a chapter entitled,

Apropos of nothing previous,

"In the Freezer"